tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126192340543493285.post8536083895874991341..comments2023-07-05T16:29:47.787+01:00Comments on School Ties and Blazers: What teachers REALLY want to say to their studentsMiss Teacherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15831879062602475638noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126192340543493285.post-55117808424046086952011-10-02T20:53:29.009+01:002011-10-02T20:53:29.009+01:00@Aamedor... That story is bloody hilarious! I am n...@Aamedor... That story is bloody hilarious! I am not so sure the Head at my school would use that term... shame.<br /><br />@RCB... I hate meeting parents, but as part of my responsibility, I normally spend more time on the phone and in meetings with parents and social services than I do actually teaching. Grrrr...<br /><br />@escapist... I'm pretty honest with the students, less so with my line manager. Hygiene really is so important. How can I help a kid if I can't get near to them without gagging?! And thanks for visiting & following. I do like to think I am an awesome teacher (my year 11 classes think so anyway).Miss Teacherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15831879062602475638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126192340543493285.post-61483719057791198082011-10-02T20:35:02.780+01:002011-10-02T20:35:02.780+01:00'I didn't mark your books because I was dr...'I didn't mark your books because I was drinking all weekend.' - hahahah, I'd actually prefer teachers to admit something like this than saying 'I have a lot of tests to correct' or whatever. <br />All those situations are pretty true - just reading them I can think of at least one person. Does the fact that I actually said things like these to my classmates make me sucky? Anyway, I never really cared for my relationship with most of them so it doesn't matter; hygiene is far more important.. maybe some of them will realize one day.<br />By the way, you seem to be an awesome teacher, wish I had one like you. Definitely looking forward to reading more on your blog =Descapisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07320906297430776116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126192340543493285.post-70224030838437746142011-09-26T09:23:11.395+01:002011-09-26T09:23:11.395+01:00I can imagine you're not looking forward to a ...I can imagine you're not looking forward to a bunch of parents. Isn't it shocking how much children look like their parents, and I mean the way they act? You know the child, so you can predict how much fun your next PTA is gonna be...RCBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13073914022690759457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126192340543493285.post-21766578392982817102011-09-23T06:20:57.314+01:002011-09-23T06:20:57.314+01:00I once let a damn slip out when arguing with a gir...I once let a damn slip out when arguing with a girl who wanted to "goto the bathroom" when I knew gull well she wanted to meet her boyfriend for some hallway necking. she went to the principal and I got called in and reprimanded then afterward the principal (who was female)called her a dumb cunt after she was gone and said not to worry about itaamedorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03252257081356937602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126192340543493285.post-48616307087846944852011-09-22T23:18:19.605+01:002011-09-22T23:18:19.605+01:00@Bersercules... send the homeless people my way!! ...@Bersercules... send the homeless people my way!! <br />To be honest, some of the parents that rock up to school could be mistaken for homeless people.Miss Teacherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15831879062602475638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126192340543493285.post-7493496416503633632011-09-22T23:12:40.652+01:002011-09-22T23:12:40.652+01:00If I was a teacher I'd pay a homeless man to g...If I was a teacher I'd pay a homeless man to go around the school saying these things to the kids!Berserculeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00980762819283689198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126192340543493285.post-3481469314937538932011-09-22T22:43:20.557+01:002011-09-22T22:43:20.557+01:00@DWei... the smelly ones are the worst!
@Lord Phro...@DWei... the smelly ones are the worst!<br />@Lord Phrozen... Pink hair IS cute. I want to know what you were going to say before you were put off.<br />@JayJay... I'm glad I'm not the only one!<br />@Angela... thanks for stopping by here too. It is hard not to say some of these, particularly when you're being told to fuck off by a 12 year old!<br />@Paulsifer... I have a pretty hard time keeping my mouth shut too. I don't know how I do it in school to be honest. Thanks for visiting.<br />@ABFTS... Happy hour? No need for happy hour. I have a bottle of wine and a half drunk bottle of vodka in my office!! Every hour is happy hour in my office!<br />@ Mr P... the urge to inflict damage or be outrageous rude to students also extends to their useless fucking parents. And, I will most certainly write a post on stereotypes associated with teachers! I am laughing already thinking about it.Miss Teacherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15831879062602475638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126192340543493285.post-86506715832711539192011-09-22T18:57:13.111+01:002011-09-22T18:57:13.111+01:00I would love to read a post about all the stereoty...I would love to read a post about all the stereotypes associated with teachers/proffesors of different subjects. For example, in my country, music teachers are weirdos, gym teachers are lesbians and so on. You get the idea.Hasidic Plumberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15290486181792527443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126192340543493285.post-29910893938011667592011-09-22T14:56:29.001+01:002011-09-22T14:56:29.001+01:00I hope you had a chance to hit up Happy Hour befor...I hope you had a chance to hit up Happy Hour before the Parent event. If not, I'm hoping that the old hip-flask-in-the-handbag trick helps you deal with the "adult" versions of your brilliant children.A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126192340543493285.post-23749569470370252132011-09-22T09:43:48.599+01:002011-09-22T09:43:48.599+01:00I officially could not be a teacher, and this post...I officially could not be a teacher, and this post only reinforces that, because I have a hard time keeping my mouth shut, and these look like phrases that I would say and get fired for.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16267734306990507829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126192340543493285.post-77353991772839918812011-09-21T20:06:55.374+01:002011-09-21T20:06:55.374+01:00Haha! I totally know what you mean with some of th...Haha! I totally know what you mean with some of these. Especially the hygiene stuff! I work with kids, too. The older the kids are that I work with, the harder time I have not saying all the things I shouldn't say!<br /><br />Thanks for stopping by my blog! I love visitors. Your blog is so fun!<br /><br />~ Angela<br />grahamandangela.blogspot.comAngela of "Grahangela'http://grahamandangela.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126192340543493285.post-33273918871613331572011-09-21T15:51:16.731+01:002011-09-21T15:51:16.731+01:00This is one of those things that i always pondered...This is one of those things that i always pondered. <br /><br />How in the freaking world, teachers avoid saying stuff like that? Perhaps not in elementary school, but as kids get older, the urge to say things like that, gets bigger too hahahahHasidic Plumberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15290486181792527443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126192340543493285.post-30079932496202912132011-09-21T07:00:12.714+01:002011-09-21T07:00:12.714+01:00Ep. I felt like saying many of these today.Ep. I felt like saying many of these today.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03091247013008922037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126192340543493285.post-61472621012781325192011-09-20T22:29:32.534+01:002011-09-20T22:29:32.534+01:00I was about to type a decent comment but it all we...I was about to type a decent comment but it all went out the window when I saw that picture of a girl with pink hair. I like pink hair!Lord Phrozenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16379025463844958357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6126192340543493285.post-28066692166614158882011-09-20T19:37:26.345+01:002011-09-20T19:37:26.345+01:00I had classmates that I wanted to say some of thes...I had classmates that I wanted to say some of these things to.<br /><br />Though I've never had the misfortune of dealing with a smelly one. :PDWeihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01052727489537771147noreply@blogger.com