Red Hot Chili Peppers are AWESOME!

I love this track!
There is probably more chance of me winning the Euro Millions than there is of me winning free tickets to the Chili Peppers gig in Camden in 10 days, but I must have a little faith...

Thank you!

Wow!

Had my first ever comments yesterday and today!
I am shocked that anyone has read what I have written. To be fair, it's a load of crap.

But, thank you very much 'Jason', 'Chintan' and 'A Beer for the Shower'.

I got all excited, and it's been a while since that's happened!

I'm off to watch Meerkat Manor now. Apparently, a conflict develops between 3 groups of meerkats, Flower (dominant female) has a new litter and Mozart is expelled from the family once again.

Banging times people!

Hard times at Harrods eh?!

WTF.... Mohamed Al Fayed on Big Brother!!

He must be hitting hard times up in old Harrods eh?!

What a JOKE!

....dance like its 3000BC!

Even handing out his business cards...

Oh my dear God!

Have you worked with vibrating tools?

Much to my amusement and those around me, I spotted this in a newspaper whilst sitting having a quiet drink in a local pub. Now, I know that my reaction was probably closer to that of the teenagers I teach, but I just couldn't contain myself! It did get me thinking though.... about vibrating 'tools'.

Most women these days have, ermm, well, lets carry on referring to it as a vibrating 'tool' shall we. And to be honest, if they don't, then they have NO idea what they are missing out on. Clearly no substitute for the real thing, or is it? Hmmm....

Anyway, the ad made me wonder what was available 30 years ago to women, or even before then. So, I did a bit of historical research!

Apparently, some of the very early toys were made from camel dung (OMG!!) and coated in a hard resin.

In the 1800's physicians treated women for "hysteria" to which the cure was to massage the clitoris! They used to dispense a phallus shaped object to these women.  
I wonder how many men now think that it would have been a pretty amazing job to have.   

1990 was the year of silicone, before then, leather, rubber, wax, pottery, wood.  WOOD!!!
Oh good Lord, the splinters!!

First cordless vibrator was developed in 1968.

I wonder if after 30 years of using 'vibrating tools' you would indeed suffer from pins & needles, numbness and coldness.

Not to mention white patches on the hands and arms.

That's surely got to be lack of blood flow?!

I reckon 'No win, no fee'.

What an interesting half hour I've had... Must do this more often!

Lucien Laviscount...

...where did you come from?!! Wow! Bit young, but, wow!

I have nothing more to say on that matter!

Check him out!

Things can only get better...

I got told about this a few months ago, but forgot how funny it was!
I showed some clips from the REAL programme in one of my year 11 classes. Went down really well, but as expected, several of them (including me) wanted to punch Brian Cox in the face after about 30 seconds on account of his god damn annoying voice...

This is a brilliant piss take though.

Bring back D:Ream!!

James

I was chatting to James today. He's a pretty hard to work out. They say women are difficult to figure out and talk in riddles. Yes meaning no. No meaning yes. But men are just as confusing. He makes me laugh though and I can be pretty amusing too, even though he would probably argue this point with a comment along the lines of 'if you say so'

Sarcastic too. And if I was more sensitive to his banter and jibes I would probably find it quite rude, but I don't. I find it amusing. Not sure what he would say to me writing this about him, but eventually every one of my family and friends will be analysed in some way or another.

You can never get a straight answer out of him. Even the most simple of questions wouldn't be answered properly...
'Where do you live?'
'In a house'
'How old are you?'
'13'

He isn't 13. But you get the general idea I imagine.

Anyway, I think he's quite a shy person really, but gives the impression of being cocky and confident. He can't take compliments thats for sure.

So that's James. He is a cutie really, and no doubt will hate me for saying that.