I went to the gym today and for the first time ever, I read the notice inside the wooden lockers. This is what it said.
Now, I may well lack common sense SOMETIMES, be a little ditsy EVERY NOW AND THEN, have the ODD blonde moment (although maybe I should be calling them senile moments now), but this notice made VERY little sense to me....
Firstly, I find it amusing and slightly ironic that a security notice is placed INSIDE the door of a locker, where, you would only read it IF you were locking away your valuables.
Secondly, what is the point?! What is the point, of having lockers if I am not able to put valuables in them? What are they expecting me to put in them instead? Myself?
Now, that could be an interesting gym workout!
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| Hmmm... look at this lovely wooden locker Sandra. It's so spacious. I can't put my valuables in it, but I think I might fit. What do you think? |
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| Jane, I don't think you should try it. Your ass is far too big. Get in that gym and stop eating. Try again in a couple of weeks. |
A bunch of complete idiots must work in my gym...
I now have this very strong urge to see if I can actually get in the locker... maybe I should try tomorrow. Hmmm...
this is crazy! where else would you store stuff in a gym?
ReplyDeleteMaybe they want you to put your invaluables there? "Well, I don't mind if I lose this pair of shoes. I've owned them for 5 years, and one has a hole in it."
ReplyDelete@chintan... EXACTLY!
ReplyDelete@A beer for the shower... those shoes you speak of are very valuable to me! That is why I still have them after 5 years and they have holes in. I wear them when I feel emotional. The smell brings back so many memories...
And? ... Do you fit? (or shouldn't I ask?) Maybe they want you to work out a sweat until you do... It's the latest thing. I'm surprised you didn't know.
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