Now, I may well lack common sense SOMETIMES, be a little ditsy EVERY NOW AND THEN, have the ODD blonde moment (although maybe I should be calling them senile moments now), but this notice made VERY little sense to me....
Firstly, I find it amusing and slightly ironic that a security notice is placed INSIDE the door of a locker, where, you would only read it IF you were locking away your valuables.
|Hmmm... look at this lovely wooden locker Sandra.|
It's so spacious. I can't put my valuables in it, but I think I might fit.
What do you think?
|Jane, I don't think you should try it. Your ass is far too big. |
Get in that gym and stop eating.
Try again in a couple of weeks.
A bunch of complete idiots must work in my gym...
I now have this very strong urge to see if I can actually get in the locker... maybe I should try tomorrow. Hmmm...