I, of course, went straight to my colleagues, after the lesson, to moan about basic hygiene in teenagers. We got talking about what we really wanted to be able to say to the students we teach, but clearly COULDN'T and WOULDN'T (if we still wanted to be in a job afterwards).
WE came up with these...
|3. How fucking stupid are you?|
|9. I didn't mark your books because|
I was drinking all weekend.
|10. You're right, I don't like you, |
never have, never will. Suck it up!
|11. Your dad is hot, |
is he free tonight?
|12. I really want to punch |
you in the face right now.
|13. Have you got a spare cigarette?|